Trees

People descended from trees to start cutting them down to make bibles and money.

People read stories about their descent in a book made from what they descended from (trees).

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020

Trees

People descended from trees to start cutting them down to make bibles and money.

People read stories about their descent in a book made from what they descended from (trees). Nobody seems to understand why, they just keep doing it.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020

Dig-a-tree

“Dig-a-tree” meaning ‘to go to prison’. Like Digga D (the drill rapper) was in prison.

Jake : “Nah don’t do that again bro, you’ll dig-a-tree”

by Xyricz September 23, 2020

The Gooba Gooba Tree

A magical tree often said to produce the iconic Australian Toyota Landcruiser series. Its origins are considerably unknown.

'Now what plant do you think this 200 Series was built at?'

'Oh I don't know the Gooba Gooba Tree?'

by Anonymous Australian November 2, 2020

Tree shoes

TreeShoes are what you call someone who thinks that if you pour water into them they will grow.

Stacy thought her heels were tree shoes. lmao stupid bitch

by FUCKILOSTIT November 3, 2020

Tree

It means half a treesh. A treesh that is missing one thing to become a full treesh.

ex : yo that girl is chillin at n*ggs houses and is a big a** player, SHE A WHOLE TREE, she just missing fckin him.

by attreeshland September 29, 2020

milking the tree

Another name for handjobs named after the African milk tree

“Did you get lucky?”
“No but she was milking the tree!”

by Beaniebeanbeanbeab October 1, 2020