this side of the missisippi

basically the east or west of the missisippi river.

cedar point has the BEST roller coaster this side of the missisippi.

by EUSHDXUEGHDEW November 21, 2022

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021

Side hassle

When the side hustle (small business on the side of your ‘proper’ job) becomes more of a hassle than it’s worth - both economically, emotionally and spiritually.

“How’s that small business of yours going?”
“Oh my side hustle?”
“Yeah”
“It’s becoming a bit of a side hassle to be honest mate”

by Sean Jameson August 13, 2022

South Alaskan side grinder

A South Alaskan side grinder is when you’re spooning your girl and you pop a boner, you continue to try to get rid of it while she tries to get closer, this grinding her side, and your dick

My dick got fucked up bro, we started to do a South Alaskan side grinder

by The_Gutter March 8, 2019

Slice on the Side

A lover other than one's partner.

You break up with your woman? Who is this girl you are with?

We didn't break up. She's just my slice on the side

by fusion44 January 4, 2023

Side friends

People you hang out with on a daily basis who aren't really your friends.

All my side friends want a piece of my new pay check ha!

by Allie2002 April 9, 2020

Sitting court side

When a girl with a really fat ass stands or bends over infront of you, while your eyes are level with her ass.

Micheal: “yo why do you love math class so much”

Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty March 21, 2025