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Stinkfinger Surprise

When you're going down on a girl and she's just about to pop when POW you surprise her with the stinkfinger.
What the fuck was that, you creep? BAM! That was a stinkfinger surprise.
by Dick Jickman Jr. October 11, 2025
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luffi surprise

the inguinal bulge should have prepared me for the tranny present
by mrs tosser November 23, 2025
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Sandusky Surprise

When someone leaves a giant shit in the toilet and closes the lid and doesn’t flush. When the next poor soul comes in to use the bathroom, they lift the lid and see the wonderful Sandusky Surprise
Yo, that bastard hit me again with another Sandusky Surprise, that’s twice already this week!
by Imeannn December 20, 2025
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Galloway surprise

When you give someone a handjob with a fistful of extra crispy hash browns for a greasy, exfoliating treat.
Extra crispy on the hash browns please, I want to take them home to give my husband a Galloway surprise
by Eviscerated-skunk January 1, 2026
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OtterBeck surprise

An otterbeck surprise is when a limp fist is placed in the anus of your partner, the fist is then tensed fully and pulled out roughly, therefore surprising your partner, using less lubrication makes the surprise more memorable.
As he parted his cheeks with his hands, I gave him an OtterBeck surprise
by anonymous January 12, 2026
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lake of sulphur

Let's listen to Lake of Sulphur and Byzantine....
by Returner April 16, 2004
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bloody mary surprise

when having sex with a girl she gets her period and get blood on your cock
why are you washing your cock in the sink? last night shaqunna gave me a bloody mary surprise
by cuntcakes December 15, 2008
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