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Shower

Similar feeling to sex, but it’s when a women takes off her clothes, rubs her wet pussy until it gets soaking wet and warm while thinking of sexual thoughts. Then she gets a rush of sexual pleasure and starts moaning out of pleasure and cums and creams and ejaculates all over herself while she fingers her dripping wet pussy.

It’s when a women masturbates her pussy and moans out of pleasure while she ejaculates all over her own body.
Did you hear about Alexa last night?
Yes, she shower and moaned out of pleasure while she jizzed all over herself when she was rubbing her pussy.
Yup! The neighbors heard her moaning really loud
by Gordon is here hahahahha July 19, 2023
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silent librarian shower

When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently, yet vigorously, rub your meat curtains behind them until you gush your pussy spit on their head without getting caught.
George is so hot when head reads. Normally he is a Neanderthal but I get so moist watching his mind expand so I gave him the silent librarian shower.
by Fat C April 19, 2022
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czech golden shower

The sound of brass landing after mag dumping a VZ-61 Skorpion
You thought the Garand ping sounded cool, you need to check out a Czech Golden Shower
by Kp118 November 17, 2022
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Closet shower

When two people partake in the act to play house and get naked and get in the closet and act like they are taking a shower. Lesbians may try to talk you into this.
A) shavelle, wanna play closet shower?

B) I haven't had a good closet shower in awhile.
by Ford Davis November 26, 2011
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Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.
Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”
by Mystressovmayhem January 3, 2024
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Shower

Shorthand for the phrase “Shower of Bastards”. Used to describe a group of backstabbing, unscrupulous individuals.
Terrence: “I saw Baz out with his mates last night
Rich: “What an absolute shower”
by Boo Haa Raa Sausage July 18, 2022
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shower stroke

A thorough, slow, gentle, seductive, thoughtful stroke of your lover’s penis while in the shower. (Bar soap is optimal; however, shower gel is acceptable too.)
Tam gave Kev an amazing shower stroke.
by kman142 July 31, 2022
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