Cruz is a Russian spy, he love porn, he loves special ointment. I thinks it would feel bigger in your mouth, Cruz is polynosasoan and a great person. He is in love with a girl named Isabel. He loves Brian and the kiddie gang . Mr. Russia is a very special person. All jokes aside, we all love Cruz to death, he is super funny and has a circumsized penis. He reminds me of a cute baby monkey with skin as soft as a baby strianght out of the oven.
The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.
The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.
"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."
A person of pale complexion which is the result of a diet purely made up of chips, normally of the oven variety.
A Russian exhibits the following characteristics:
A) Allergic to cats / dogs B) Has an addictive personality, especially where Poker is concerned.
C) Top bloke, regardless of whatever happens he will be your mate and stand by you.
D) Genuine
Wow fella, have you had too much to drink? Youre looking seriously Russian.