Russian

A person of pale complexion which is the result of a diet purely made up of chips, normally of the oven variety.

A Russian exhibits the following characteristics:

A) Allergic to cats / dogs
B) Has an addictive personality, especially where Poker is concerned.
C) Top bloke, regardless of whatever happens he will be your mate and stand by you.
D) Genuine

Wow fella, have you had too much to drink? Youre looking seriously Russian.