Menstrually Retarded 

A variant of Mentally Retarded, this condition affects women during their period, when they are often prone to completely illogical and irrational behaviour.

"Heather must be on her rags! She's acting completely menstrually retarded."

"Did you see the way that Toby was attacked by Janine?!? Over nothing! She's acting menstrually retarded."

Menstrually Retarded by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010

racially Retarded 

racially retarded is a word used for people who do not see skin color or origins. It's kind of hard for them to understand that someone is from another ethinicity. They treat everyone the same in an unbiased way and in some cases it takes them awhile to see that people that they meet are different from them.

Sam: I think I'm gonna get a tan this summer. Would like to come with Jill.

Jill: Umm.... No thanks. I don't need a tan. I'm already brown?

Sam: Oh! You are! *surprised*

Jill : Sometimes I think you're racially retarded.
The example sucks but I think you guys get the point.

racially Retarded by Willo_moon June 15, 2010

hat-on-foot retarded 

Being drunk, high, or just generally stupid to the the point where you'd do something absolutely retarded like attempting to wear a hat on your foot.

Charlie- "Yo did you see that drunken idiot who lost his shoes?"
Dennis- "Yeah he tried to wear his hat on his foot!"
Charlie- "That asshole is hat-on-foot retarded!'

hat-on-foot retarded by Chris_Wright September 26, 2009

taking retards to the zoo 

Taking retards to the zoo, is an activity which beholds the stupidity of all man kind. Leading a bunch of mentally dysfunctional people through the most meaningless of tasks. Also a song by the dead milkmen.

How do I send this email? Jesus really it's like taking retards to the zoo.

taking retards to the zoo by s3zero February 4, 2010

Are you retarded 

The worst mobile game ad title ever.

Yes, it is a real mobile game ad by ketchapp. It features gameplay of a basketball game thing with a white rectangle on top that says "Are you retarded", matching the ad title.

ketchapp: Are you retarded
The community: Yes, I am

Are you retarded by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

reetard 

noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.

"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"

reetard by felch August 21, 2007

Retarder 

A dumbass who makes other ppl dumbasses by spreading his dumbass ideas to them. Another words a dumbass who is called a retard by many is a retarder by making other ppl become as retarded as he/she.

Yo John is such a retarder, he taught 3 year olds how to jack off into microwaves.

Retarder by Mojojoe October 4, 2008