One Click Tyranny 

A condition where the government,elites,or other power people can ruin the life of common man with the click of a button. This condition is brought on by significant technological proliferation. Examples of this proliferation include, self-driving cars, wearable devices and mass data collection by corporate entities done through the devices they sell.

Dude I messed up.
What did you do?
Yesterday I found out the girl I was seeing from Tinder is the daughter of the Chief of Police.
So....why is that big deal?
We were out last night,and when I took her back home he accused me of corrupting his daughter.
Is she underage?
No, of course not...but now all of my bank accounts are frozen, and now I don't know what to do.
Dude that's some "One Click Tyranny" bullshit, I'd call a lawyer.

One Click Tyranny by hel112570 November 6, 2019

One Time For Your Boy 

When your boy really needs you to help them or wants you to perform a task, saying, "I just need you to do this one time for your boy." The only valid responses are, "ONE TIME," "JUST FUCKING ONCE," or, in an affirming tone, "one time, ONE FUCKING TIME FOR YOUR BOY."

Valid requests include: when you want your boy to hard force viper + infestor, roll a fatty spliff, or take the dog out so you can do one of the first two.

You: can you roll me a spliff real quick, one time for your boy??? And for fucking ONCE can you PLEASE infestor viper all-in???

Me: Yea bro, I gotchu. ONE FUCKING TIME BRO.

One Time For Your Boy by tombechillen December 6, 2019

One handed selfie slap 

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.

Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.

One handed selfie slap by GGs no re 97 December 31, 2019

One chance 

You only get “one chance” in life, one chance at anything, don’t ruin your chance and don’t take it for granted

I had a homie back in the day that was in a relationship with this mulatto chick with some titties. She moved away and had one chance to stop her from moving, he wrote her a poem and she still moved, he had one chance. That’s why his name in my phone is now.. one chance

One chance by Real Chatt Language March 18, 2020

One Direction

one of the best boybands in the world. they love everyone and everything. teenage girls get horny just thinking about them. so much sexual tension. boyfriends hate them.

girl: did you see the new One Direction music video! god they’re so hot
boyfriend: *thinks about how annoying this is*

One Direction by rockme1d April 8, 2020

One Direction

5 fucking liars who said it was an 18 month hiatus instead it has been 5 years. But yet at the same time the loves of my life.

person: hey have you heard of this band One Direction?
person 2: yeah they said it was 18 month hiatus they were lying!

One Direction by 5 liars April 16, 2020

one foot in the grave 

To have "one foot in the grave" is to be close to death; depicting an elderly or sick person or animal close to death, or one with a life so pathetic that their life barely counts as living.

Carl lives alone, has no friends, and spends his days drinking till' he sleeps. You could say he's got one foot in the grave. // "Grandpa is 102 and has leukemia, I'm sorry to say it, but he's already got one foot in the grave."

one foot in the grave by junkiii April 24, 2020