Sausage factory

The hole in which the human body produces the bum sausage.

I just went to the toilet and made some massive bum sausages fresh from the sausage factory

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022

Sausage

Can be used to describe someone who is making silly mistakes and you don’t want to offend them by swearing at them.

Person 1: I just gave the customer the wrong change..

Person 2: What a sausage.

by Tman5711 February 1, 2025

Blood Sausage

noun.) Typically referencing the end result of a man having intercourse with a woman on her period, or removing his member from any other orifice that may leave him gleaming as if leaving a tomato bath.

"My girlfriend said she likes blood sausage. So I waited until she was on her period, fucked her, and served up exactly what she desired."

by Sin 2 Win July 6, 2017

Suck a meat sausage

Suck a dick but without actually saying it

You know what bitch suck a meat sausage
I be u like sucking meat sausages hahaha

by Gabby7807 January 25, 2021

Garlic sausage

The name of a sexual act, when a person eats a lot of garlic before giving a blowjob.

My cock is still stinky from that garlic sausage I received the other day.

by Onrops September 18, 2018

Sausage sock

Slang for condom. Australian origin.

"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the condoms are?"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"

by Pentasyllabic June 21, 2018

Johnny’s Sausage

Johnny’s sausage is a crucial part of everyone’s day.
It’s a food;)

“When lunch comes around I’ll be looking for Johnny’s sausage!”

by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021