Oxford Battered Sausage

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.

I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage

by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023

Sausage Mouth

When You eat a sausage,and then fart,you taste sausage in your mouth

Hey bro ,last night I was so poes honger I ate a worsie and had to take a vet kak and then I had sausage mouth

by Pussydestroyer417 March 16, 2021

Vienna Sausage Water

Hella worse than dog water, like HELLA.

“Broooo that CPU Takashi from Wii Party is DOG water.”
“Nah, he’s vienna sausage water.”

by Stomach Ache October 14, 2021

Sex Sausage

Sex Sausage is another way to describe men's nudes.

Womens nudes are like art, but a guys nudes are just them basically saying "look at sex sausage, you want some fuk"

by nicotine whore July 14, 2020

Boston sausage

A penis that has a curve in it like a banana, weather it is curved to the left ,right or strait up.

Did you see that? That guy has the worst case of Boston sausage I've ever seen.

by Moper69 December 16, 2016

Chocolate Sausage

When you're taking a shit, and the shit splashes back up covering your dick in shit.

Buddy: Yo man, ever had a Chocolate Sausage?
You: Yeah man, bad night of taco bell and hot wings and my shit bounced out of the toilet and on my dick.

by YoBoyRuss January 9, 2021

Arctic Sausage

The act of sliding the straw nozzle of an air duster can into the head of the penis and pulling the trigger cause the penis to become erect and frozen.

After all the alcohol Johnny cosumed he was never going to please Suzy without an arctic sausage.

by Lanzer913 August 24, 2018