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Wonder Nut

Blowing a load of jizz so copious and thick that you (and your partner if engaged in coital acts) are in complete wonder and amazement as to how that amount of cum could possibly have been blown from your nuts.
She was giving me sloppy top like never before. She had my toes curled when all the sudden I dropped a wonder nut. With Dick in mouth, her cheeks puffed, her eyes watered and she tried to swallow but it just kept pumping. She was gagging like a baby eating carrots and it was running down her chin.
by Dick Onchin November 18, 2020
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Charlesworth Nuts

The act of inserting your testicles inside of a vagina
Brook: "So, anything happen after you left the club with that girl last night?"
Michael: "Not much, just gave her the Charlesworth Nuts"
by MyNameJeth September 13, 2019
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Bust a Nut

Adopted definition: To cum
Alternate adopted definition: To either fall on something that squishes your balls or to have something hit you right in the crotch
You and your friend are hanging out. Your friend was sitting on a tree branch and you pulled the tree branch down. When you let go, it flung him up and he landed back on it painfully. your friend now says, "I think I just bust a nut" as he slowly falls off the branch
by dankboo November 27, 2018
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Strut Nut

Whilst a person is walking, possibly in a hurry, a slower person, perhaps larger in size(fat), is walking in front of them and is blocking any passing opportunity for the walker in behind. This can prove to be very frustrating and often the walker in behind passes the slow one in front and for a brief moment they are awkwardly walking side by side.
Sandy: I was walking to Mark's house yesterday when some fat bitch was holding me up so I decided to pass her.

Shaun: Oh yeah, that bitch was such a strut nut!
by PeSeEpE May 22, 2009
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Nut Allergy

I don't think you should try to get with Lisa, I think she has a pretty severe nut allergy.
by fallen2123 May 25, 2015
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Nut puddle

I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!
by PeteyPaplo October 27, 2018
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Fug-nuts

A female who is "fugly" and also might have larger nuts than a man.

Second meaning: A "fugly" girl who is also crazy.
That girl Kelly is fug-nuts.
by DrTom07 August 31, 2010
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