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jars my liver

When I was growing up this was a popular phrase in my neighborhood which actually had dual meanings. The first was to annoy or bother someone deliberately, for example, sibling interactions. The second definition was to be physically shaken up. It can also be modified in various ways to suit the situation including jar, jarring, or jarred.
Child: Johnny took my action figure!
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!

Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?

Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.
by phillyphemale78 October 20, 2020
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Schlurrohosis of the Liver

Liver damage from excessive alcohol consumption, as described by the afflicted party while intoxicated (again).
Apparently <hiccup> I am suffering from <hiccup> schlurrohosis of the liver...
by Chris Canuck August 14, 2021
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Schlurrohosis of the Liver

Liver damage from excessive alcohol consumption, as described by the afflicted party while intoxicated (again).
Apparently <hiccup> I am suffering from <hiccup> schlurrohosis of the liver...
by Chris Canuck August 14, 2021
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thighs save lives

That one goth girl on Instagram who is a paid moderator in the discord server you're in that posts thigh and monster pics and you're too scared to follow so you just like every signal photo because you're a fucking creep and hope they both will and won't notice.
the fuck
She set her bio “thighs save lives”
You: Damn thighs save lives
Decent Humane Society: what the fuck
by femboyorgans March 8, 2022
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Christ's liver

When somebody is annoying you so much and you've lost it with them.
Oh, for Christ's liver, shut up!
by warframe player July 6, 2022
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Hunky shrek stole my liver

hey hunky shrek!
Hunky shrek stole my liver
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by rhmpe December 20, 2022
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a guy who lives in his glory days

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.
Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.
by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024
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