Thai Lunchbox

When you stack two “lady boys” on top of one another, make devil horns with a hand (pinky and index finger), and finger bang their assholes like two chopsticks.

I was so drunk in Bangkok that I thought I was taking two girls back to my hotel room, but I ended giving them a Thai Lunchbox and sent them on their way.

by anonymous January 15, 2025

Indian lunch box

Indian Lunch Box
noun
When someone seems simple, quiet, or low-key at first—but once things heat up, it turns into a surprisingly spicy, intense, and unforgettable experience.

Indian lumch box “I thought it was gonna be chill… nah bro, that was a whole Indian lunch box.”

by Sm3fr March 22, 2026

School Lunch

Something that is beyond belief as to how badly it has failed and on how many levels. Something that has been messed up so badly that it could only possibly be compared to David Seymour's New Zealand School Lunch programme.

"Wow, that went badly, didn't it?"
"Yep, it's turned into a real School Lunch"

by chaicow March 16, 2025

Toddler Lunch

A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.

“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”

by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025

Israeli Lunch

To kill someone.

To kill multiple people.

Especially when the person is instead expecting help.

"She served him an Israeli lunch".

by Timboz July 23, 2025

The crack of lunch.

Someone who never wakes up until lunchtime.

There's no point in calling her yet, she never wakes up until the crack of lunch.

by Grenville Collins, August 4, 2007

touch your lunch

1. when a doctor performs a prostate cancer test on a man.

2. to penetrate the anus deeply.

1. You got a prostate exam at 39 because the doctor couldn't wait a year to touch your lunch.
2. I was banging her so hard from behind that I was touching her lunch!

by abner macgillicudy July 23, 2011