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June 23

The day where all girls can ask someone out and the other person cants say no...
Girl: hey it’s June 23 that means I can ask my crush out

Boy: Oh here come the thots
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June

June is a sweet girlfriend

Will spoil you

Very short and moody at times she is very out going but also moody half the time if you date a girl called june she will probably buy you lots of things and treat you good. She probably cry’s a lot and over small things
Kayla: did you see June? She’s such a cry baby
by Ella_kyrac November 17, 2021
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June 5th

On June 5th all couples must switch phones for the whole day and no saying no
your partner cant say no to switching phones on June 5th
by hbqhuuqqii65 June 4, 2023
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June 16

Hey its june 16 send nudes
Ok
by AwesomeTaco25 June 15, 2024
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June 3rd

June 3rd is National Noah Hate Day, meaning you must hate any person named Noah during this day.
"I can't wait for June 3rd!" Said Jane
by Anonymous_70 June 3, 2022
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june 19th 2021

official Make Your Friend's Nephew Watch Evangelion With You day. if you missed it that's a shame
hey what were you doing june 19th 2021

celebrating Make Your Friend's Nephew Watch Evangelion With You Day
by Londylouwho May 15, 2022
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June Jail

A jail seen in every mall. Arrested shoppers can sit in here for hours at a time. June Jails are always guarded by at least security guard taking shifts. The first use of a June Jail was when June Drabble got arrested by her husband, Ralph, for eating candy that she didn't pay for. A June Jail is fun to sit in and will always be there when you're tired from shopping. So if you want a place to rest when your shopping failed, head on over to the nearest June Jail!
Ralph: I can't believe this! You stole a malt ball, honeybunch?! You're gonna have to sit in the June Jail.

June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!

Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)

Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.

June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)

Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.

June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.

Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?

June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 15, 2011
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