flesh flapper

one of those hand dryers in public restrooms that blows the hot air so hard that the fat and skin on your hands flaps around.

Person A comes back from the restroom
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.

by Klemintina March 15, 2011

Totes Flappy Bird

Just really really irritating & frustrating!

OMG, why do you always ruin everything? You're such a Flappy bird.
You are a totes Flappy Bird

by DrCamp22 February 11, 2014

flip-flapping

The act of releasing an application and then subsequently deleting it following unexpected success.

He's totally flip-flapping and taking his app down.

by defining March 9, 2014

Salad Flapper

A person who flaps their salad (ie. spews bullshit)

- "All I'm saying is that Guy is a fucking coward"

-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"

-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"

by Danny Do Shit May 15, 2015

willy flapper

A special type of kite shaped like a fat penis, only to be used by the male species and Connor.

OMG man his willy flapper has gone saggy!
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.

by Shaniqua.lickes.bum December 10, 2015

crack flapping

Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.

The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.

by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016

Cow Flapping

Cow Flapping

William asked bear if he wants to go cow Flapping

by Eckybear October 8, 2016