dark tea

Dark ass gossip; tea that you’ve never spilled about yourself

*2 am*

Henry: get ready for some dark tea
Taylor: dark tea?

Henry: no milk no sugar just straight facts

Taylor: ahhh I’m ready :)

by Notkk December 29, 2018

Dark Chocolate

a young sexy mutherfucker

they call me dark chocolate, AKA young sexy mutherfucker

by young sexy motherfucker May 9, 2022

Dark

1. No light or absence of light.
2. Do not reflect light

3. Shade

The outdoors are too dark to go outside.

by DARKNIGPURE January 3, 2022

Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.

Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.

by Arkeon December 1, 2021

Dark Side

Where 48th VP Michael R. Pence resides

Liddle’ Mike Pence, a man who was about to be ousted as Governor Indiana until I came along and made him V.P., has gone to the Dark Side.

by asdferdgasg23 August 5, 2023

Plunge into darkness

Whenever a man inserts his entire head into a woman's vagina.

Steve: "Hey Mark, I saw you went home with Cindy last night. How did that turn out?"
Mark: "Dude I nearly died last night. She made me take a PLUNGE INTO DARKNESS, I passed out inside of her."

by Ragebeard May 11, 2018