Cum Chuckles

Cum Chuckles is when you laugh so hard you ejaculate a little bit every time you exhale with a chuckle.

Dude I had the worse case of the Cum Chuckles this morning

by Mr Biggums December 4, 2010

cum gurning

The sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.

Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.

Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?

Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.

by Stinkfingers October 13, 2010

raccoon cum

A Hallucinogen, it has a psychodelic effect on humans, with no known side effects, also known as Raccoon semen it is quite hard to obtain for ethical reasons, but is completely legal.

Tom- where can i get some raccoon cum

Dave- i dont know check with your dealer

by the yup April 16, 2013

Cum Burrito

When you mistakenly, yet wholeheartedly wrap yourself up in a spanket.

Kellie was so shit faced that she lovingly wrapped herself up in the spanket, thus making a cum burrito.

by tonowoo August 29, 2014

Cum-nugget

A complete and utter twat; somebody so full of themself that they want everyone to know how 'brilliant' they are.

Pat: God, am I great! I'm so clever, and a great person to be around! (He isn't)

Dan: He's a right Cum-nugget!
George: Amen.

by FretWizard September 11, 2014

Cum-hale

When your bitch is giving you head, then instead of swallowing your cum, she inhales.

Guy: Dang bae, you given some nice head.
Bae: Cough! Cough! I think I Cum-hale.

by Jigglelowski January 7, 2015

cum mints

The unwrapped mints usually left in an open bowl near the cash register of a Chinese or Japanese restaurant. It is said that people ejaculate into them and stir in the cum.

Restaurant patron #1: "Oh look, mints. Do you want some?"
Restaurant patron #2: "No way man, I never eat unwrapped mints - they're cum mints. People cum into those bowls and mix it in. Gross."

by Clamms January 1, 2017