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too cool to hang out syndrome 

When you wanna go out at night and your friends don't get back to your message even though you know they got it.
I called everyone on my cell and messaged everyone on facebook but they all have too cool to hang out syndrome.
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That's What The Cool Kids Do 

A mocking and sarcastic term for a stupid event or idea. Used to mock "popular"/ mean people at schools. Remember to say it sarcastically!
Tim: LET'S BUY A $2000 PET ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marie: *Scoff* That's what the cool kids do.

Viva:And then when I was twittering at the park I bumped into a tree!
Rhonda: Good god Viva. That's what the cool kids do.

Facebook Cool

Facebook cool means you are friends with people you don't even know.
Kevin Hiske is facebook cool!!!

Tall Cool Glass of Water 

A refreshingly desirable woman. A woman so hot she is like drinking a tall glass full of ice cold water on a hot summer day! Nothing else is so satisfying to look at.
Ah, now she's a tall cool glass of water!
-to decline an offer.
-something cocky idiots say when they think they're cool.
-Dick: "Hey man, let's shave our asses, drink a gallon or pepto-bismol and then go see ashlee simpson in concert!"
Bob: "..naw i'm cool."

-Dick: "I'm cool"
Bob: "No you're fuckin not"
i'm cool by st3vee September 11, 2005

Not cool 

When someone has done something which causes you anger and displeasure. You respond by throwing down any item which you are currently holding and yell: "NOT COOL!". Of great importance: the item which has been throw down is now considered community property and may be taken by anyone witnessing said event.
Cool Guy: (walking into a room of friends/coworkers eating burritos) Dude, where's my burrito?
Not Cool Guy: I think they forgot to make it. Or maybe I forgot to order it. (smirks)
Cool Guy: (throwing down container of guacamole -- which he intends those in the room to now eat) NOT COOL!