Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S)

Always at least a second child.
Usually tattles
Constantly steals the spotlight
Gets blamed by all older siblings

You know I'd like to go to the club, but my super Annoying Little Brother has some kind of Syndrome or something. I can't get over how whinny he is, and he's such a little snitch, he'll just tell my mom or dad. Stupid Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S)

by AUnknownSeaUrchin December 13, 2023

whore brothers

Male friends that has had sex with the same woman (at different times) so they are in her Sexual history as "whore brothers"

You had sex with Holly too? Hey, we're whore brothers!

by MrJDL71 May 12, 2014

half-co-brother-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's husband.

half-co-brother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Volk Brother

The brotherhood of Volkswagen owners. This brotherhood is the largest of vehicle owner groups and the most outrageously spirited. Brothers are known to wave and honk twice to their other Volk Brothers. The Volk Brothers does not include women Volkswagen owners.

If you aren't a Volk Brother than you can suck Hitler's dick

by HeadVolk February 25, 2014

Your Brother Bi

Worse that “your mom gay” and “your dad lesbian”

Noah: Your mom gay.

Joe: Your Brother Bi
Noah: Dies

by SloSlothz May 10, 2018

brother stealer

someone who jokes about your brother being hot and then falls in love with him. smh.

i love my friend, even though she's a brother stealer

by brotherstealer1234 February 15, 2018

Your Brother a Mother

This is the GOD TIER of comebacks. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your dad lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, and “Your sister a mister”. No escaping, or deflecting this. You are all doomed...

Ricky: “Your mom gay”
John: “Your dad lesbian”
Brittney: “Your granny tranny”
Jake: “Your sister a mister”
Me: “Your brother a mother”
*Everyone dies*

by Ephexia May 14, 2018