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leaving the 5 pin when bowling 

If you leave the 5 pin standing alone at the end of your turn while bowling it means that you are going to bed alone or not having sex that night.
if you knock all the other pins and leave the center pin, then you have left the 5 pin. That is called leaving the 5 pin when bowling and it = no sex for you.

Bowler hat 

A bowler hat is a hat made around the mid to late 19th century in London. It has a rounded top and a curled brim. In America it is known as a "derby" due to the name of the man who made it popular, Edward Smith-Stanley, 12th Earl of Derby. The hat was very popular around 1880, but since then it's use has slowly declined. In 1960 people decided they were out of fashion, and now they are rarely seen in public. Although once in a while a tendy young upstart can still be seen sporting this retro hat as a way to look different.
Guy-1: Hey, that girl who just walked past was wearing a weird hat. I wonder what it's called.

History-slug: Why that, my good fellow, is a bowler hat.

Guy-1: HOLY SHIT A TALKING SLUG! (dies of a heart attack).

History-slug: Remember kids, always tip your hat when walking past a lady acquaintance.
Bowler hat by The History Slug March 9, 2008

bowling for soup 

a funny and talented group from texas.
Kick ass music makers
bowling for soup is the best band in the world
bowling for soup by tailer September 3, 2003

bowling green

A kick ass party school located in Northwest Ohio. Home of the Falcons, BGSU has recently become a good football program. Plus, they have lots of hot chicks, but make sure you wear a rubber.
"I got laid in BG last night."
"Who didn't?!"
bowling green by hexum January 19, 2005

The Bowling Ball

The Bowling Ball has been used for many years in sexual foreplay.. You middle finger and ring finger on the hand you would use a Bowling Ball..

Take those 2 fingers and stick it into a girls pussy..then you take your thumb and stick it in her ass.. Go a full on 2 in the pink and 1 in the stinnk.
Man I went all out on my bitch lastnight..2 in da pink..1 in da stink..powwwwww the bowling ball.

full bowling 

When a bunch of people take a crap in a toilet when the owner isn't home. So it's filled to the brim with crap.
Honey, why is the toilet full of shit?

Jimmy and his friends must have been full bowling again!
full bowling by APU & The Stooge August 16, 2011