shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024
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side hot

When you see someone from an angle and think they are attractive but then they turn to face you and its not such a good look
*see someone*

Girl one: man that boy is cute

*boy turns*

Girl two: damn bad luck looks like we have a side hot on our hands
by justanotherfandomobsessedgirl January 20, 2015
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Side Knot

When the knot on your shoe is tied to the side because of sitting with your one leg bent onto the other leg in order to tie your shoe, instead of bending over.
-"Man, I was too lazy this morning to bend over and tie my shoe."

-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."
by jaminjason June 04, 2011
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Side Arm Dandy

A slang term to describe a whore, cheap escort, or a knowingly other woman often seen hanging on the arm of a different man.
Look at Oliviaout here looking like a real Side Arm Dandy.
by Milfhunter2003 October 02, 2023
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sunrise side

As it pertains to Age, to be on the sunrise side is to be younger than the stated age. Likewise, to be on the sunset side is to be older than the stated age.
I'm on the sunrise side of 50 while Old Man Smith down the road a bit is on the sunset side of 80.
by Andyteez September 22, 2007
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Dual-Sided

this happens whenever 2 enemies (of the same team) attack you from not 1 side but 2 sides.
anyone who does this is a dipshit
John: hey man im being attacked from 2 sides, im being Dual-Sided!!
Mark: dw man im on my way to help you homie
by Wild Coyote September 17, 2022
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Both sides of the street

Love this new chick I have been talking to, she is on both sides of the street!
by FroGeta (Afro Vegeta) March 28, 2023
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