Dirty Jacob

When you stick your tongue down your little brothers butthole, licking the poop out, then sharing the poop in a wet sloppy French kiss.

I gave my little brother Tucker a “Dirty Jacob”.

by AmongUsTard October 13, 2023

Jacob

A very annoying guy that will most likely have a lot of fake friends, Jacob is the kind of kid to interrupt your class just to tell the teacher something they never asked for. Doesn't know how to control his anger and will blow up like a bomb.

Teacher: "All right class now o-" Jacob: "Teacher is your screen saver a waterfall?"

by Pierce_77 October 21, 2022

Jacob

Secretly the gayest guy in the squad or friend group

He’s such a Jacob

by The real Jacob May 24, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Jacob

Gay as fuck

Jacob Ack

by Idontliketyler July 20, 2020

Jacob

A man whos penis is a foot longer than eveyone else, and strikingly handsome. Jacob can be a strong and charming man who can snag any girl, without the needing to talk to them. Hes a magnet to all thicc girls only a beta male could dream of. Jacob is friends with almost everyone and if your not friends with him, you have a tiny penis. Jacob is the man of your dreams, and good luck trying to get a Jacob

"I bet Jacob has a 10 inch cock"
"Omg, Jacob is sooo hot"
If only i could have even the slightest chance with jacob.

by xxxthanos April 29, 2019

jacob moon

A guy that has feelings for a minor and will do anything to get in her pants

Exp: jacob moon and peyton harp are in love

by Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy69 November 1, 2021