sports guy

A man in his mid-20's to late-30's who believes that he could play pro sports even though he got no skills! Consequently, plays a pick-up game of flag football as if it was the friggin' Superbowl and usually ends up injured.

Dude, I could totally be playin' in the NFL righ now if my high school football coach didn't hate me. The guy new I was the best running back in the league and he resented me. That's why I never got any game time.

by Bozz Hawg May 5, 2004

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guy biddie

an attractive guy you might see in your day to day life. you could also call him up for sexual favors.
- the same thing as a biddie but in a guy form

madison- hey look at those guy biddies!
phoebe- yeah they are pretty attractive!
madison- yeah joe is pretty hot. i`ll add him to my biddie list

by #1 biddie July 1, 2009

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CBHS guy

A catholic fuck. Usually uncircumcised. Always rapey. Probably addicted to synthetic noids because the monks won't let them smoke weed. Usually a scrawny piece of shit as a freshman, and the inevitable steroid use shrinks their balls to a peanut size by junior year. Enjoys taking it in the ass from other brothers and getting their asses whooped in sports by MUS every year.

Guy 1: You seen that heroin junkie that lives in the dumpster by Huey's?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a CBHS guy who somehow graduated and decided to major in gender studies, but left college after contracting STDs from other guys and is now homeless. He still wears his letter jacket from high school lacrosse, though.

by oorahmarines November 29, 2020

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