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Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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kuck wagon

A random trope of people that you have never met, know nothing about, have no presuppositions about, and might not vibe with but caught your attention rolling down the street with more than 2 people in attendance.
Bill: Man have you seen how many crypto bros went missing last year?
Eddy: Why is that relevant now? Did you not just see that kuck wagon rolling by? They might be looking for trouble..or street facing tiny classified ads..
by $TXzenmonkey April 29, 2024
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Someone named Waylon who is really annoying, always tryna pick a fight and has anger issues.
Person 1: Dude! Look over there it’s Spicy Waylon, he’s such a loser

Person 2: Yeah Jace beat the shit out of him on Monday he’s a fucking loser!
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Spicy Waylon

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Person 1: Dude look! It’s Spicy Waylon.

Person 2: yeah Jace destroyed him in a fight yesterday.
Person 1: yeah it’s sad to see how he “tried” to fight back
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Joshua Wayne

100%-HANDS DOWN-the most amazing, patient, and Loving man you'll ever meet. He will change your life in the best ways possible. If you lose your phone 10 seconds after you just had it, he will lovingly smile and tell you it's in your left hand, and not make you feel stupid about it.

He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.

And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.

But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
Me: "I'm going to marry that man, Joshua Wayne, someday!"
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Detroit Wagon

The neighborhood cumdumpster. A younger man (usually caucasian) serving as an onahole for many, many men (usually African-Americans).
Tyreese: You put your load on the Detroit Wagon today?

Jamal: You know it brother!
by lottamans June 16, 2024
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Cuntestoga Wagon

The wagon full of Karens you encounter on the wagon train to your friend's mom
I hit the Cuntestoga Wagon when I was in line running a train on Carl's mom last night
by Fally_F December 16, 2024
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