Colorado Pork Slider

When Lauren Boebert pegs Ted Cruz

I heard the Koch Brothers were serving a Colorado Pork Slider in Aspen

by Vinlggam June 16, 2022

Slip and Slide

A concept created by the legendary MattyH0506. This is a process involving a traffic cone, a lot of sunflower oil (has to be sunflower oil), and finally, a woman.

Guy 1: "Why are you stealing a traffic cone?"
Guy 2: "Me and Jessica are doing a Slip and Slide "
Guy 1 "Good luck! Hope you have lots of sunflower oil"

by KillHeiran June 20, 2022

Brown Slip N Slide

Anal intercourse that involves using fecal matter as a lubrication

Last night, I rode the brown Slip N Slide. It was messy, but man did it feel good.

by Cool Melon July 29, 2022

tough chicken slider

Any item or reason a middle-aged middle-class entitled woman uses for the purposes of bitching about how tough life is.

@ArbysCares gave me this tough chicken slider tonight. America has a problem.

by anonymous August 13, 2022

Mistah Drop yo slide

A black Man, who'll occasionally drops a trombone slide

*clanging noise*
What was that noise?
That was mistah drop yo slide

by 1Yourethiqueerium October 19, 2022

The Finnish slide

When you're exiting a hot tub or sauna you proceed to slide your genitals across the face of a unexpecting person , partner .

After sliding his genitals across my face , while getting out of the got tub he proclaimed he gave me the Finnish slide .

by Ack dog November 3, 2022

Slipping and sliding on the pecan shells

Southern slang for vigorous fornication, often behind a barn or under a pecan tree.

"I heard Mary Beth and Billy Bob slipping and sliding on the pecan shells last night"

by Thehammiestham November 7, 2022