Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.

I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!

by MChamm3r December 13, 2023

Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.

I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!

by MChamm3r December 17, 2023

Shuttle shocker

Folding a rubber glove into the shocker position, shitting in the glove, and then freezing it for later use in masturbation of a female.

Hey, I’ve gotta take a shit, want me to set up the shuttle shocker?

by MegaMind_BE March 7, 2024

legit shocked

what you see is not actually what you see

Samantha Zhang, 36, a San Diego social-media manager who owns a pair. “Everyone is legit shocked they’re actually sweatpants.”

by Spectacular1 May 26, 2024

Adobe Shockwave

one of Macromedias old services. not really well known. unlike Adobe Flash. now owned by adobe. was killed on April 9 2019. its mime type was: application/x-director. shockwave was the player and director is the studio. file types were DIR, DCR, DXR. was first produced by MacroMind. old name was VideoWorks.

2008 person: Dude! lets see some good Adobe Shockwave games we can play!

2008 person 2: sure!

2019 person: its kinda sad Adobe Shockwave is dying. but at least we still have flash!

by colloc December 21, 2024

The Shockwave Effect

When you get into something through a fanwork and don't realise that fanwork is not accurate to canon.

I read a fic about Megatron; man, he's such a good dude compared to canon. The Shockwave Effect is real.

by starbyte March 1, 2026

Facial Shocker

When eating out a woman from behind and using your nose to stimulate their booty hole

Last night my girlfriend was climbing into bed and I hit her with the facial shocker.

by SupTodd March 18, 2026