ass packed 

When you rear end someone's vehicle.

My car was totaled after I ass packed someone on my way to work.

ass packed by cheekr July 28, 2009

packing iron 

Wearing or carrying a gun. Usually meant for a handgun, but is generally used for all firearms. Also known as packing heat, carrying, or just plain dangerous.

It should also be noted that you only ask someone if they are packing, but never, ever tell someone that you are "packing iron". Most people shouldn't answer 'yes' to the question, because that means you're either a gangster, gangsta, or wigger.

Italian Mafia 1: Hey, man... you packing iron?
Italian Mafia 2: Yeah, I'm packin'. We gotta hit Valencio tonight. But choo' just fogetta'boutit.

Police 1: Hey, you! Drop that weapon and put your hands in the air!
Police 2: NOW!

Mafia 1&2: Shit!

packing iron by Ben June 19, 2006

Packer poser 

Somebody who is/was a temporary Green Bay Packers fan only for Super Bowl XLV(45) against the Pittsburgh Steelers just to see the Steelers lose

Packer Poser-HAAHAA THE PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!! SUCK IT STEELERS!!

Other person- dude calm down, your just a Packer Poser

Packer poser by masterofpuppets339 February 25, 2011

fatty packs 

Fatty Packs- The fatty 'rolls' on the sides of the human body, typically found on a female.
This term originated as "Love Handles". Love handles are nothing to love, no one does, no one ever will, these handles of love are simply packs of fat hanging off your sides. Hence, the fatty pack. The fatty pack may also be referred to as the "muffin top" as the packs of fatties form the shape of a muffin top especially when low rise jeans are worn.

Man, my jeans are too tight & now you can see my fatty packs hanging over the sides. Gross.

fatty packs by The Sphinx November 9, 2008

poo packer

a homosexual who packs cock meat in his rectum.

my bother in law is a faggot ass poo packer

poo packer by breakfastclub October 28, 2008

Fail-Package 

When you drop an air package in an unreachable spot, originated from call of duty MW2

oh man, i just got ac-130 air package, but it landed over the boundaries!!
wow, talk about Fail-Package

Fail-Package by dantheman282 November 22, 2009

Baldy Fudge Packer 

Someone who is bald and packs fudge.. meaning they take it up the back door. Aka the back passage. The rear end. Anal.

I'll smash baldy fudge packer's doors in!

That's one nice Baldy Fudge Packer.
I'm the only Baldy Fudge Packer in the village.
You might say he swings towards the Baldy Fudge Packer side.

Baldy Fudge Packer by Jonny Boy Elton May 3, 2011