Pimp Sniper

“When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”

-Andy Noel-

“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor “PimpaSniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.” That’s A Pimp Sniper

by Saint Noel September 16, 2021

pimp

JD Mitchell is the biggest pimp the world has ever seen.

JD- pimp

everyone- yes pimp what is good my pimp

by pimp69696969696969 November 10, 2020

Pimp

Loni Nicole.

Loni Nicole knew what she was from a young age, a pimp.

by heluvjuno December 30, 2023

Pimp nuts

My baby momma could not get enough of the pimp nuts, so I told her I loved her.

My girl appreciated me for my pimp nuts.

by Pimpismhistorian April 8, 2019

pimp my pizza

Adding extras to very cheap cardboard pizza to make it taste better, including shredded cheese and pepperoni mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes.

Walmart freezer pizza doesn’t taste good until l pimp my pizza pizza with mozzarella, shredded cheese and pepperoni slices bon appétit🍕

by Pizza Pimp January 19, 2025

pimp of the day

Pimp of the day;a poor man.

That pimp of the day sure looks nervous.

by jerry dow April 16, 2019

Pimp

Philosopher in Mainly Principles

The PIMP Bishop Magic Don Juan teaches his hoes to be Philosophers in Manly Principles. You think they are reaching for your cock but they are really going for your pocket.

by RobertoDesmadre January 10, 2020