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Wonder Nut

Blowing a load of jizz so copious and thick that you (and your partner if engaged in coital acts) are in complete wonder and amazement as to how that amount of cum could possibly have been blown from your nuts.
She was giving me sloppy top like never before. She had my toes curled when all the sudden I dropped a wonder nut. With Dick in mouth, her cheeks puffed, her eyes watered and she tried to swallow but it just kept pumping. She was gagging like a baby eating carrots and it was running down her chin.
by Dick Onchin November 18, 2020
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Fug-nuts

A female who is "fugly" and also might have larger nuts than a man.

Second meaning: A "fugly" girl who is also crazy.
That girl Kelly is fug-nuts.
by DrTom07 August 31, 2010
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nut sack

A sack of nuts. There are many types of nuts, such as coconuts, peanuts, almonds, cashews, and you can actually collect and carry the nuts around in a special bag called a nut sack. Once you're ready to eat them, you can also stick the nuts into your mouth! But be careful, you might choke!
"I brought my nut sack to work yesterday."
"Where is it? Can I see?"
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
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Nut Rot

When you fuck a thot that has previously been inseminated by another man
Friend: Hey bruh last night I fucked some bitch from the cutz and her pussy be smellin extra stanky
Me: My nigga that’s nut rot

After my niggas ran a train on this thot her pussy smelled like nut rot
by Lil Turkitdurrr November 19, 2018
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Nut Coma

A Nut Coma is when you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, even if it's just a short nap.
Holy shit dude, I just busted myself into a 3 hour nut coma
by MothafuckinLonk December 6, 2017
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Brown Nut

1. The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.

2. Any man who attempts the above action.
1. I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.

2. Dave is a complete brown nut.
by briantroy March 27, 2011
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popping nuts

1.When a male squeezes his testicles so hard it pops, this act is usually done because of stress

2.Another way of saying ejaculation.
Damn Jarrett, You must be so stressed because you are popping nuts!
by Fishy Goldenstein March 18, 2014
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