Nut in a rut

When you ejaculate into a stalk of celery to give to your significant other enjoy as a healthy zero calorie snack (due to the fact that celery has negative calories)

Hey you hungry? I just made some nut in a rut

by Ants on a log May 15, 2019

Grape Nuts

Not the cereal. An advanced stage of nut sweating where your balls feel like they are sliding around in your boxers like a pair of skinless grapes.

Dude, I could really use some talcum powder for my case of grape nuts I got going on here.

by Therealdingleberryjerry June 4, 2018

nut cuffs

The psychological state of being pussy whipped for which a man is restrained from any man type business because his women has his nuts locked down. A man with no balls is predisposed to this condition and probably likes it.

"Joe can't hang out because his nut cuffs are on too tight."

by Half Time June 16, 2014

Nut Coma

A Nut Coma is when you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, even if it's just a short nap.

Holy shit dude, I just busted myself into a 3 hour nut coma

by MothafuckinLonk December 6, 2017

Mad Nuts

When someone is crazy about another person & then they meet someone who is nuts about them. Then combine them and you get "Mad Nuts!"

I am just "Mad Nuts" about you!

by Jewels4Justin July 22, 2010

Wonder Nut

Blowing a load of jizz so copious and thick that you (and your partner if engaged in coital acts) are in complete wonder and amazement as to how that amount of cum could possibly have been blown from your nuts.

She was giving me sloppy top like never before. She had my toes curled when all the sudden I dropped a wonder nut. With Dick in mouth, her cheeks puffed, her eyes watered and she tried to swallow but it just kept pumping. She was gagging like a baby eating carrots and it was running down her chin.

by Dick Onchin November 18, 2020

Fug-nuts

A female who is "fugly" and also might have larger nuts than a man.

Second meaning: A "fugly" girl who is also crazy.

That girl Kelly is fug-nuts.

by DrTom07 August 31, 2010