Mike Cox long helped find a cure for cancer
by Virusflow_ March 05, 2021
Mike Coxlong is one of the most dangerous diseases that can happen to mankind, primarily to humans called "teachers". This disease puts some people in a coma for the rest of their lives. A total of 126,365 teachers have been diagnosed with this disease. People get this disease through an online quiz game called "Kahoot!", and can only spread if somebody names themselve "Mike Coxlong". If you're a teacher who witnessed the name "Mike Coxlong", refrain from any contact with any other animal or human, as this could spread the virus. Millions of teachers around the globe have died and been put in a coma because of this virus. The only way to avoid this disease is to turn off manual names. Students are the only people who can start the disease. May god have mercy on us all.
by guysthisorangeisginemenasaurus April 10, 2023
by ilove@mikekeating June 04, 2021
The g.o.a.t...ur papi....doesn't give a fuck...known to fhritp....chill...easy going....comedian...thick vato....solo missions...trigger happy.....doesn't ask for shit...le vale verga....
by Melapelasx3 November 23, 2021
Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.
by GregNelson29 May 22, 2023
by harryjohnson79635 February 15, 2025
a slang term that is based on the main character of the same name from the legal drama Suits. To pull a Mike Ross means lying on your job application to get said job
by chanceplan314 October 21, 2024