angry light switch

A small penied man unable to do the heli-cockter looking more like an angry light switch.

I can't really do a heli-cockter it comes off looking more like an angry light switch.

by Bazinga92 February 19, 2024

Albuquerque Back-up Light

When you’re banging a chick outside at night , you got her doggy-style. You can a firefly as it flies by, and stick it in her butthole.

As in, “I gave her the ole Albuquerque Back-up Light last night in Anderson’s hay field, it was awesome watching the glow on her perfect apple bottomed ass!”

by Swyre 3 April 29, 2024

light fighter

Someone who stands up for those who can't stand up for themselves, who opposes the seemingly overwhelming darkness in the world

that dude stopped that drunk asshole from beating that dog, like a true light fighter, giggity

by pilldickle May 13, 2024

light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

Light Bender

The slang term for an optician

Here we are with a whole room full of light benders at Vision Expo

by Random Aussie May 3, 2025

Light market

The market of selling yourself knowingly, unlike the commonly known dark where identities are stolen.

This refers to clout chasers purposely putting half nude photos then acting as if the world is taking advantage of them, when in fact its themselves.

“Dude you seen this girls onlyfans? “
“Yeah she on on the light market.”

by Johnious Thibious August 2, 2022

put your lights on

When you advice someone to pay atention

Ey man! Put your lights on, there is a problem commimg by

by Gustavoxray July 31, 2017