shower kitty

A skunk. When you get too close to that kitty, you’ll have to take a shower.

I was up all night bathing the dogs last night- they found another shower kitty

by Professional Humanoid September 13, 2020

Scrotal shower

When a partner cuts your scrotum and then said partner shakes blood from the laceration on to their sexual partner.

She lightly cut his nuts and laid down to let him scrotal shower her!

by Half_hntr September 3, 2021

Shower Sauce

When you've got so much drip you ascend to a new level of sauce.

When you're so fly you're showering in sauce.

Dayum! Homie's outfit is Shower Sauce. He's gonna

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He's so fly, he has that Shower Sauce.

by Gorgonzales March 20, 2021

Chocolate Shower

A rather unconventional and daring practice, reminiscent of a "golden shower," but with a distinct twist. Unlike the usage of urine, a chocolate shower involves the application of feces in a shower-like manner.

Girlfriend: "I'm tired of "golden showers" I want you to give me a chocolate shower tonight"
Boyfriend: "That sounds like a great idea"

by 3X1ST3D May 16, 2023

Shower Now

When one simply decides to take a shower but before sends a nude.

Shower now

by Cubetubelube July 19, 2017

Shower test

The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight

Step 2. Look down

Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail

The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea

Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning

If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight

by dudeinfarmville October 2, 2018

Trump Shower

A Trump Shower is when you pay women or men to pee on a bed that Obama slept on at some point.

Whenever I'm in Russia, I gotta watch a Trump Shower

by theovondamelio November 21, 2023