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facebook fag 

A person that spends far too much time logged into the website named facebook.
Good god Xavier is still online, he is a facebook fag!
facebook fag by Chris Ramage February 28, 2008

Facebook Troll

Someone that feels the need to make a joke out of every post they see.
Me: Looking to buy a lab coat
Facebook Troll Nita: I have a jedi cloak.
Me: Troll!
Facebook Troll by candy` August 27, 2012

facebook polluter

someone who does not belong on facebook. often resented by older facebook members for intruding. (aka middle school kids)

"Membership in the Service is void where prohibited. This Site is intended solely for users who are thirteen (13) years of age or older, and users of the Site under 18 who are currently in high school or college. Any registration by, use of or access to the Site by anyone under 13, or by anyone who is under 18 and not in high school or college, is unauthorized, unlicensed and in violation of these Terms of Use." - facebook terms of use

sam: damn, look at all these stupid facebook polluters!
ray: i know! my little brother has one, and he's not even thirteen yet! i oughta beat his ass!

Facebook Ego Paranoia

When you become so paranoid that someone on facebook is talking bad about you, you start to believe every post is a stab at you. Your "friends" instigate retaliation and you become obsessed with trashing this person in order to save your own reputation, which in fact you begin to destroy on your own through your increasing paranoia.
Dude that guy is suffering from Facebook Ego Paranoia. He thinks every post that girl makes is a shot at him, when I know her and it's soooo not! What the hell? He is posting shit blogs all over the internet, trying to dig up dirt on her and destroy her reputation. He even went so far as to hack her phone and computer. Freak!!

Pretty funny because this girl never made a single shot and his friends made him so paranoid it actually changed his personality. What makes it even more amusing is she really she doesn't give a shit what he writes or what his friends think since they all are the cesspool of society anyway.

facebook look 

The look a girl gives at a party when she is bored and wants to leave. The look that says, "I would rather be on facebook, than talking to you at this party."
college dude to friend: "why do those girls show up at our party? All they do is text on their phones and give the facebook look."
facebook look by birdman_04 June 29, 2009

Facebook Whore 

A person who consumes most of their time, if not ALL of their time on the internet website facebook.com. These people have postings 300 times a day or more. They often use multiple application. The comment on everything they see. They rarely spend time with their families and if they do, they will have some sort of communication device with them at all time so they do not miss anything.
Honey seriously, can you stop updating your Facebook while we are having sex, you are such a Facebook Whore!
Facebook Whore by The Whore's Man February 1, 2010