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emo douchebaggery

Emo kids who think their totally hot shit that take themselves to seriously. This does not apply to all emo kids, just the ones that think their amazing and act like complete and total douche-bags for no apparent reason.
examples of emo douchebaggery


1) the sideways peace sign.

2) showing off drinking/smoking/drugs to seem cool.

3) being overly loud/obnoxious to draw attention to ones self.

4) constantly talking in scene/emo lingo.

5) fucking over friends.

6) using internet/txt lingo out loud.

7) thinking your totally popular and amazing when in reality your only friends are the myspace friends you've never actually met.

8) thinking your totally hxc when in reality your a fob loving poser.

9) hitting things or acting metal or tough to prove how hxc you are when your really just a pussy.

10) sending n00dz.

11) referring to yourself in 3rd person.

12) claiming to love photography when you know nothing about it.

13) claiming to be an artist when all you draw is anime.

14) saying your a writer when all you write is 1st grade level poetry about life sucking.

15) adding "the" or "ster" to your name.
by xexilia March 20, 2009
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neo emo

new generation emo individuals who are coming into an age of puberty and had old generation emos (OG's) as role models through their younger years and have built upon the emo code of conduct and intergrated and evolved the emo lifestyle with other various cliches and trends but still maintaining a firm emo basis involving cutting and listening to whiny music.

commonly found in malls, thrift stores, schoolyards, parks, really anywhere an emo would be found.. oh yes.. and traintracks.
i wish my lawn was neo emo so it would cut itself while watching hello kitty..
by -g0d. July 3, 2006
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emo gangster

A scene/punk rocker. A person that wears bright colors and bras knuckles, who gives off the emo vibe but yet could deal you drugs and beat/kill your ass.
"Damn those emo gangsters all ways confuse and scare the fuck out of me" Audrey Kitching, HannaBeth, Jeffree Star, Matthew Lush, LexiLush, Melissa Marie, DaniGORE (but she just goes by Dani now), Kiki Kannibal, Izzy Hilton, Deanna Lenore,John Hock, Corey Pattakos.
by _TheQueenBee_ November 13, 2011
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Eski-emo

Emo dressed up in winter clothes. Mostly fur collared coats and scarfs.
Kid 1: "oh em gee! did you see that emo kid in the winter get up?"
Kid 2: "Yeh hes fully Eski-emo"
Kid 1: *O_o*
by YellowBird April 8, 2008
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emo-twitch

The movement that somebody with a side-fringe has to make to get the hair out of their eye. A side-fringe is a common characteristic of a so-called 'emo'.
"Dude, stop doing the emo-twitch!"
by Cami-kaze March 10, 2007
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Emo fail

An emo fail is a person who tries to act emo but completely makes themselves look like an idiot
John put on eyeliner to try to be emo but failed making him and emo fail
by gayhater69420 July 27, 2017
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Inverted Emo

You must be the opposite of emo- meaning white is the new black. Wearing minimal black and mainly white and BRIGHT colors is accpetable. Also, your shoes cannot have laces. I.E. kids speak in very complicated ways when saying the simplest things. Inverted Emos must be highly intelligent. They have to watch the news and be educated on global issues. If you don't have a scarily large vocabulary, then you are not I.E.. And if youspell things wrong, then you cannot ever be an I.E..
Those chicks in all white are so Inverted. They wear awesome aviators with their white outfits. An Inverted Emo person might say instead of saying 'I'm happy'- "I have sunshine on my insides."
by B & A April 1, 2008
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