black dad 

Something that isn't there.

I'm not religious so Jesus is like a black dad to me.

black dad by DASsimna January 19, 2017

barbeque dad 

A person typically in their 30-40s, who trys to be cool, and listens to rock music from the 80s/90s era. They would be somone who would grill on the barbeque on a saturday afternoon listening to classic rock, and playong football with their son.

He joe turn up the FooFighters
Brad, you are such a barbeque dad.

barbeque dad by ROO21795 February 15, 2017

slay dad

Slaying is being so good looking it kills the lookers.

He's here!! What a slay dad.

slay dad by SaltyCracker March 8, 2017

Deadbeat dad 

Austin Wakefeild

I heard he's an Austin wakefeild(deadbeat dad)

Deadbeat dad by TheRealSMFJ July 19, 2017

My dad 

Some creepy nonce case that I don't give two shits about. I wish he would get run over by his own crusty ass car.
His creps are absolutely DISTGUSTING!!!

My dad is a waste man who walked of my life many moons ago...

My dad by InstantFreak December 10, 2018

Jew dad 

A Jew dad is a stubborn asshead who only gets his kids things if they are an absolute necessity. However, he buys many very expensive things that he doesn’t need for himself. A Jew dad is also usually very stubborn. For example, a kid will ask his Jew dad to drive down the block. His dad will then say no and continue to interrupt his argument with no

Kid: Hey dad can I get some socks?
Jew dad: No you have plenty of socks
“But-“
“No”
“Just liste-“
“God damnit I said no”

Jew dad by Mcchocherpants April 11, 2019

A dad 

bear

“dude look it’s bear”

“Omg what a dad”

A dad by Noogirlz1868 June 7, 2019