utterly-fucking-despise 

If you a looking for a way to describe your extreme hate for something with a word stronger than the word hate, this is the word for you.

Man 1: "Bro, your car sucks."

Man 2: "This bitch-ass car... I utterly-fucking-despise this piece of shit."

Man 1: "Cool beans, dude."

utterly-fucking-despise by hippofrenzy July 8, 2011

Cock Slap of Destiny 

When a man slaps a woman so had with his penis she becomes unconscious and has a dream about the future.

My husband gave me the Cock Slap of Destiny and I visited the future

Cock Slap of Destiny by juicytangerine6969 June 29, 2014

Don't Destroy Dick December 

DDDD, it's like No Nut November on hard mode.
For pansies or gods among men, your choice.
Don't jack it for another month.

Alright, I have something to say. You might think of yourself as hot shit for crowning No Nut November, right?
I present you a new challange. Don't Destroy Dick December. Think of it as NNN on hard mode. Don't fap, it's easy, right? Except it's not, because I'm a day late. I'm sure all of you out there just wet your dick within the first second of December 1st, but fuck that. I'm asking you to push yourself to your limits. Don't melt your dick this December, because that's for fucking tards who don't want the extra challenge!

Don't Destroy Dick December by thewallbro2a December 1, 2019

destiny 2 

Basically Halo but kid friendly. The blue guy acts like the red guy in transformers. The main character doesn't even talk. People get triggered off it usually the main source of a murder.

Basically a cool game.

Guy 1: hey wanna play destiny

Girl 1: no I'm doing a raid

Guy 1: it's alright I was going to show your a endless exotic farm

Girl 1: destiny 2 is for scrubs

destiny 2 by Lagan Pal October 23, 2017

Weapons of Mass Destruction

the U.S. has plenty of them, and they used them without remorse in the past.

Anyone remember Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and Vietnam? All were devastated by America's use of Weapons of Mass Destruction. For instance, nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and Agent Orange on Vietnam.

Weapons of Mass Destruction by sarcastic July 7, 2003

TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION 

TITS THAT BIG SO BIG THEY'RE LIKE HAVING 2 SCUD MISSLES LAY ON YOUR CHEST AND HAVE THE BREATHING CUT OFF. PITTED AREOLAS, AND NIPPLES THE SIZE OF HAND GRENADES. UNDER THE TITS IS SWEAT, AND OLD POWDER,, AND SMELLY PERFUME TO HISE THE MASS DESTRUCTION OF THE PENIS AND ITS FUNCTIONS.

MY EX HAD TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD 2 FUCKIN HERINIA,, LETTING HER PUT THEM THINGS ON MY BALLS...OUCH!!

HEY BUDDDY,, GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY,, HERE COMES THAT CHICK, SHE'S GOT TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, DONT WALK BEHIND HER DUDE,,YOU'LL SINK IN THE DEEP LINES, AND NEVER BE FOUND AGAIN!!

MA WOMAN SLAPPED ME CROSS THE FACE WITH THEM TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD TO HAVE MY JAW WIRED.

TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

Deshane 

Deshane is a popular boy, he has lots of friends. He is brave, funny, handsome and is also courageous. He is always trustworthy, even if it may not seem like it.

Deshane is a funny guy 😎

Deshane by ACoolGuy13 September 6, 2016