Lips & Lobster Day

Celebrated on March 15th, Lips & Lobster Day is a holiday for woman, celebrated the day after the Steak & Blowjob Day- a day for woman to recover after the Steak & Blowjob. This Day is designed for men t celebrate the woman in their life by eating at the Y. That's right by giving cunnilingus. Go down on your woman & then give her a lobster dinner. Not necessarily in that order. Do dinner first - whatever.

Concept is quite simple: no cards, no flowers or jewelry. Give your woman what she really wants bestow on them a lobster dinner then eat out her pussy.
Enjoy

This holiday is celebrated annually by the Greek gods & started by the goddess Aphrodite. The goddess of sex & procreation. She was not born but grew from Ouranos the Skys castrated genitals when they were cast into the sea.
Aphrodite was know to initiate this holiday with every god on March 15- usually she was hand feed lobster while getting serviced on Lips & Lobster Day

Lips & Lobster Day by LizzyD March 14, 2013

hot check day 

The day before payday when you are broke but write a check anyway since chances are you will have your paycheck to the bank before the hot check.

It's finally hot check day. I can go ahead and get the things I need now since I get paid tomorrow.

hot check day by bsdavidson360 February 9, 2014

St Valentine's Day Massacre 

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day

Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.

St Valentine's Day Massacre by Uncle Dimma March 3, 2015

Hippie Bird Day 

Hippy Bird Day is an unusual way to wish an unusual person a happy birthday.

I wished Rainbow a Hippie Bird Day to help her celebrate her birthday.

Hippie Bird Day by fred ressler April 9, 2017

Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day 

Greeting for couples who survived another month full of unprotected intercourses and have reached a menstral cycle, considering they have achieved this in the past.

Girl: “Babe, we have survived another month of porking without condoms!”
Guy: “Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day my love!”

Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day by kenny_ November 27, 2017

National Ignore Me Day

National Ignore Me Day falls on any day where one is being Ignored by their significant other, or a friend, family member etc.
It is when a person is clearly active and is avoiding your texts, calls, or FaceTimes For whatever reason.

"Must be National Ignore Me Day again, Shawn hasn't texted me back yet ."

National Ignore Me Day by Abelxo28 May 31, 2018

National Jibooty Day

Every month, on the eighteenth, is a day to appreciate Jibooty (Jimin Booty) BTW Jibooty is a capital noun CAPITALIZE IT

"Hey did you hear today is national Jibooty day" "What no? Kewl"

National Jibooty Day by SteveTHEEpineapple June 7, 2018