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Seymour Cray 

Definition- an extremely creepy person who bothers you and continues to approach you in a sexual manner despite getting shot down. Typically this person might be considered a Creep in the sense that they will go to odd means in order to get sexual satisfaction (ie creeping in shower stalls, public bathrooms, peering through windows, etc.)
origin of the word comes from a Midwestern urban legend of a man supposedly named "Seymour Cray." He is said to have held a group of twenty-somethings against their will for several days and forced them to do odd sexual acts. One popularly reported act was he made the unfortunate people lick the hooves of his pet pig. He additionally had a hair and foot fetish... the details go on but this is how the meaning came into being.
Susan-"That guy over there is such a Seymour Cray"
Anna-"Omg That guy is such a Cray! I didn't really know him but I added him on facebook and all he does is send me these really creepy messages."
John-"Yeah, he probably wants to inhale the smell of your hair lol."
Susan-"Sick! Or lick your toes"

*It should additionally be noted that "Seymour Cray" could be used in place of "creeper" and definitely spices up your vocab
Seymour Cray by Curt233 May 13, 2010

Crayning 

To shit on a chair, shove someone's face into it, fuck them in the ass repeatedly until their asshole turns purple, then take their face out of the shit and dong slap them several times. ; the action of shoving your dick into another man's anus
Mike: omfg Id really love crayning a little boy right now!
Crayning by Cuntano June 21, 2012

très cray

Paul: Bitches be cray cray.

Dave: Nah mate, bitches be très cray.
Paul: da fuk? you french or summat?
Dave: nah mate...
très cray by pixo September 1, 2013

Crap from crayola 

Same as "shit from shinola", but a little softer sounding.
You don't know crap from crayola.
Crap from crayola by Sudonympho September 29, 2012

white crayon 

Someone who is utterly useless. Refers to the least-selected crayon in the box.
I don't know how that guy ended up getting promoted, he never does ANYTHING. He's a White Crayon.

brown crayon 

When, no matter how many times you wipe, you keep getting that single streak of brown.
Jesus! Is there, like, a brown crayon in there?
brown crayon by Fred Foo August 26, 2007