Highs Closed 

When you’re high out ya mind and your eyes are just like... glued shut.

“Broo i think that edible kicked in... my highs closed, and I can’t get them open.”

*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.

*Midnight McDonlads Run*

Drive Thru worker: highs closed

You: highs closed

Highs Closed by tap-dncr22 April 5, 2019

porcelain closet

porcelain closetis when a man with high sexual auras seduces a girl then decides the sex was good enough and he doesn't actually love her a hoe a whore

she doesn't respect herself shes a total porcelain closet

porcelain closet by legionaire4443 July 9, 2019

Vibe closet

A place where Redditch district explorers flock to on camps. A 5x5x5ft space (or a fire escape) where we fit 20 people in at once with two speakers. You will lose your voice and ur mind

Person 1: vibe closet?
Person 2: it's either that or the fire escape
Person 3-20 collectively: yes.

Vibe closet by GD03UHK February 10, 2020

The closer 

When you beat your dick with one hand and finish fast and quick with the other.

Whenever I jerkoff I always finish with the closer.

The closer by Rmacmarlboroman September 18, 2020

open closet relationship 

(noun)

1 a : a relationship in which partners

grant permission to borrow contents of

one another's "closets" (i.e., clothing,

jewelry, assorted accessories)

: specific items may be off-limits

depending on the terms of each

individual relationship

b : open access to one another's fashion

items: closet contents

//Eryn said I could borrow anything, but Jackie and I only wear each other's jewelry in our open closet relationship.

// I've been wearing Pieper's necklace for three months and I trusted her with my favorite dress last week. Gotta love an open closet relationship!

// My outfit possibilities are boundless now that I'm in several open closet relationships with friends!!!

open closet relationship by peggle peege December 4, 2020

Ham closet 

The snatch .

Ohh baby, I love your ham closet ..

Ham closet by Ham closet October 7, 2021

Ham closet 

The snatch .

Ohh baby, I love your ham closet ..

Ham closet by Ham closet October 7, 2021