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Cup

Why the fuck... It's literally just a cup...
"Hey Gary, what's a cup?"
"Seriously John, my wife is dying."
"Help me Gary"
"It's that thing on the kitchen. Jesus I thought we had something John"
And that is how it was. John got his cup, and Gary sobbed solemnly as his wife died.
by Crocks&Socks February 11, 2019
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Cup of Joe

A new Mixed drink From Polk County FL Winter Haven area made by a girl bartender with a French boyfriend.
The drink was named by a Mediterranean guy ordering the drink going by the name Joe or Joey. The bartender let him name the drink.
►Cost$ 6-12 -Plus tip*

-Note: Best to be siped from the rim and chew the ice

►The Recipe

-1/4 Baileys Irish Whisky

-1/4 Kaluha

-1/4 Gosslings

-1/4 Creme de cacao liqueur (preferably chocolate)

-1/2 cup of Crushed or soft ice

*Optional Cream or milk

-Shake and serve

►Substitutions, If the bartender doesn't have the required means

-Goslings can be switched out for any old whiskey Jameson or crown works best Some people try vodka as well

Description And Responses
-Has a sweet coffee and chocolate milk taste (yahoo Nesquick French coffee)
-That's all liquor!?? Wow

-Not for a beer lover.
-Taste good and it's strong. #dangerous
-I'll have four
Chantel: I need a drink that's strong and tasty, like coffee and chocolate

James: Sounds like you want a "Cup of Joe"!
Chantel: bartend il have 2 Cup of Joe's
by MediterraneanMan September 18, 2018
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thanos cup

A cup, of which you can buy from Disney’s California Adventute, that resembles the Infinity Gauntlet
Woah, is OfficialMemeGuy wearing thanos cup?!?!
by OfficialMemeGuy October 8, 2018
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Doing a Rum Cup

Cupping your hand to get a good hefty scoop of flatulence gas blown out of your ass the goal of which is to quickly bring it up to your nose and huff it a few times.
I was happy in bed and let out a really loud fart, when suddenly my girlfriend walked in and saw me doing a rum cup.
by DreamNoLibs October 9, 2018
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cup sacking

hold friends beer and put your sack in it and give it back...............
jim- hey jimmy hold my nig beer,
jose- no jiiiim let me dooo iiitt.
jim- fuck you beaner.
jose- no no no, gimme the beer vato.
no cup sacking today jim said.
by gucci-sniper-20 May 31, 2018
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Noodle Cup

When a woman inserts many cooked-warm noodles into her cooked noodles into her vagina and then proceeds to forward-cowgirl facesit her man or woman or other gender SO. This SO then begins to slurp up her pussy juices and the noodles all at once making for a delicious feast.
girl 1: “hey what did you do last night
girl 2: “not much bra I was busy noodle cupping my man”
by FakSexySaxMan June 8, 2018
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Dick Cup

A plastic container to insert penis into, to relieve oneself of urine. AKA a male urinal.
Why the fuck does a 30 year old need me to hold the dick cup??

Yo, nurse, hand me that dick cup over there!
by ProfessionalAssWiper June 10, 2018
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