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Crispy cream like donuts

To be sharp! Fresh! To be clean as hell. It's a play

on the donut shop & a compliment.
Bro., if you gonna hang with me
you better come crispy cream like donuts.
by Earlthe3rd December 23, 2012
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vanilla ice cream cone

Used to describe a bland uneventful person. Much like the flavor of ice cream this person lacks excitement, but in their life. Usual causes include; holding a stable job, having children and being involved, having good mental health, having stable relationships. This state of being, frankly, lacks flavor.
After I told my brother in-law that the only thing he had ever given his children is diabetes he called me a vanilla ice cream cone.
by PnBOX November 11, 2021
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Blueberry Cream Pie

Shoot your load all over a chicks face and then punch her in the face and break her nose.
You just gave me a blueberry cream pie you jerk!
by Royce April 21, 2005
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Cream Stain Salad

To have several men ejaculate onto a female whilst throwing salad leafs upon the ejaculant, then afterwards, have the female finish it all off with a big mouthfull of her cream stained salad.
Man me and my buds were at a party, and this chick made us give her a cream stain salad!
by Bob Fritz August 6, 2006
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cream yo pants

To unintentionally defecate in one's pants
You's gonna be so scared when you find out I'm right, you's gonna cream yo pants and hafta change um. Shizzle. TTFN.
by WNPII December 12, 2004
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Ice Cream Soup

The act of sitting in a tub of buttermilk and defecating while simultaneously spinning counter-clockwise to create a ribbon effect.
Hey John, I made some peanut style ice cream soup last night!
by Kurgan January 8, 2011
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Too much sour cream

When someone added too many details to a story. Taking a long time to get to the point.
"Yesterday I was wearing a yellow shirt and blue pants , I said hi to my neighbor , got in my car, was drinking about 15 miles an hour, on my way to Walmart when a car t-bone me! "
Damn you added way too much sour cream! You could have just said you were t-boned yesterday!
by FancyD August 21, 2016
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