Tobacco crack 

When you are having sex in the doggy position and look down on a womans arse crack only to see copious amounts of arse hair. Thus resembling half a pound of roll your own tobacco wedged between her cheeks.

I shagged this pig last night but she had a Tobacco Crack.

Tobacco crack by afcb stu October 11, 2006

Radioactive Crack Monkey 

A man who is acting extremely hyper and social, though they are usually calm and detached.

I say, Tom sure is being one hell of a radioactive crack monkey today.

Radioactive Crack Monkey by Porkman385 November 11, 2008

ass crack fever 

When you don't wipe well after a poo, and you get the itchies.

Heather didn't wipe well enough, leaving her with ass crack fever.

ass crack fever by ceav March 3, 2017

That Shit is Crack  

instead of saying something is good, or swell

" I smoked some crazy pot, that shit is crack !"

That Shit is Crack by Tom Stein February 19, 2009

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Le random Persona October 13, 2021

carney crack 

the excessive amount of sugar that's put on carnival food

I went to the fair last night and the donuts were fully covered in carny crack.

carney crack by Alex September 26, 2003

smoker crack 

An opening of one to five inches in the car windows of smokers which becomes the easiest way to spot a smoker while driving. They are specially easy to spot in times of bitter cold, rain and other types of weather that would not usually permit the crackage of car windows.

"Hey man, look at that fool with their window cracked. It's like 3 degrees outside!"

"They're smoking man. It's just a smoker crack"

smoker crack by Bryn B. March 16, 2008