Cock Tuesday

n. a holiday, origins unknown

Cock Tuesday is celebrated on the first and third Tuesday of each month by males around the world. It has gained acceptance in France and Belgium. The day is celebrated by proudly displaying ones cock in a place where all can see. In the office, for example, the water cooler area would be best. Cock Tuesday is slowly gaining acceptance in the U.S especially on the internet on such sites as Myspace and Facebook. Actual cocks should not be displayed but only pictures of cocks. Displaying an actual cock to the workplace could be considered inappropriate.

ex. Have a happy Cock Tuesday

ex. For Cock Tuesday, Tom proudly wore his cock fighter shirt to work.

by theropingeffect January 6, 2010

Cock Succotash

The annoying actions of a selfish individual who seeks to make one's life as difficult as possible. IE - like a cocksucker

"The only reason I have managed to keep my job is that my boss appreciates that I endure my co-worker's cock succotash on a daily basis."

by LoRezzieNo December 29, 2013

Cock Merlot

A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.

"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"

by Vegas&Tonic October 16, 2013

Cock-woofer

Noun- A dog, of retriever breed, located on a farm where male chickens are the primary animal. Used to keep chickens in line and from running off while during inspection.

The other day while I was on the farm, I happened to see the Cock-woofer barking loudly at a rowdy cock who seemed to be jumping around and causing a fuss.

by delta412 May 10, 2011

iron cock

A cock that stays hard and can go on and on

I must have an iron cock, lasted 223,000 hours

by Jericho5216556 November 17, 2016

cock-sicle

when fellatio is done outdoors in cold weather - cock forms a layer of frozen saliva

hey when we go skiing, will you give me a cock-sicle on the chairlift?

by Bradford, PA March 25, 2011

Barack Cock

The feeling of bewilderment a woman feels, when she rascistly expects a black man to be well hung, and he is only average (five inches or less) sized.

Joyce: I expected Jamal to be meaty, but his Irish heritage showed up in his crotch. I've gotten deeper penetration from a maxi pad.

Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?

Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010