Homes burn

An unnecessary, but true, burn preceeded by a genuine response to a request, question, or comment.
F requests a recommendation for a solicitor. Unrelated, S had abandoned his home nation of Ireland for Canada years prior leaving a thorn in the side of all his greatest and humble friends.

M: "Probably you want one that specialises in such things. Which we don't have.

Though maybe S. would, when seperated permanently with no backsies from his Irish citizenship."

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by Sanjito December 11, 2020
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Homes burn

An unnecessary, but true, burn preceeded by a genuine response to a request, question, or comment.
F requests a recommendation for a solicitor. Unrelated, S had abandoned his home nation of Ireland for Canada years prior leaving a thorn in the side of all his greatest and humble friends.

M: "Probably you want one that specialises in such things. Which we don't have.

Though maybe S. would, when seperated permanently with no backsies from his Irish citizenship."

The Homes burn.
by Sanjito December 11, 2020
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slide and burn

falling and slide and recive a burn like cut.
josh went roller blade with a friend and he came back with a burn like cut on his shoulder. we all said to him slide and burn!
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internal burning schmitt

Mikes anus hole throbbs from leftover 2nd degree burns after the boil chunks party with the Milanos.
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flash-burn

A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.
I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.
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Burning toucan

When you’re burning a letter addresses to your friend to prove a point and it just so happens that there’s a toucan on it.
“You can’t burn the letter, that’s Burning toucan!”
“It’s just collateral damage
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Burning toucan

When you burn a letter addressed to your friend to prove a point, and it just so happened that there was a toucan on it.
Definition:

The unfortunate yet inventible destruction of a toucan drawing

“Nooo you can’t burn the letter, there’s a toucan on it!”

Collateral damage

“Look at the burning toucan! He’s dying!”

“We all die it’s just a matter of time”
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