Blown Biscuit

A Blown Biscuit is when a tire blows or gets damaged on a vehicle.

“After I heard the pop, I realized it was a blown biscuit”

“I told you if you didn’t replace those, you’d blow a biscuit!”

by CleorgeGooney January 18, 2022

shitty biscuit

a game where multiple people sit in a circle and take laxatives... everyone shits on the biscuit, and the last one to spray their shit on the biscuit has to eat it.

"Yo joel wanna play some shitty biscuit with these fit birds I got some digestives in the living room "

by Shittysimon December 10, 2024

Mexican Cucumber Biscuit

A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.

What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.

by bigrichardcockisgay February 8, 2019

cunt biscuit

A fat flaky dry vagina

Your face looks like a real cunt biscuit!

by highrollerjo March 17, 2017

the biscuits are baking

The baby’s are growing in my stomach
(Usually an inside joke) means to be pregnant

The biscuits are baking in the “oven”

by Don’t get _% October 18, 2019

murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018

Primal Biscuit

1. A large fecal deposit that looks like it was produced by a dinosaur.

2. Scat made by a dinosaur.

1. „Wow dude, That’s a huge primal biscuit!“

2.“Here is a primal biscuit produced by a T-rex.“

by chicken_terminator June 24, 2022