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Wonder Nut

Blowing a load of jizz so copious and thick that you (and your partner if engaged in coital acts) are in complete wonder and amazement as to how that amount of cum could possibly have been blown from your nuts.
She was giving me sloppy top like never before. She had my toes curled when all the sudden I dropped a wonder nut. With Dick in mouth, her cheeks puffed, her eyes watered and she tried to swallow but it just kept pumping. She was gagging like a baby eating carrots and it was running down her chin.
by Dick Onchin November 18, 2020
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Gamer Nuts

Gamer Nuts is a feeling in your nuts from sitting down for too long resulting in your own nut sack falling asleep. Another word for Gamer Nuts is Numb Nuts.
Person 1: “Bro, my nut sack just went gamer mode
Person 2: “What??”
Person 1: “I’ve got gamer nuts from gaming for 7+ hours”
Person 2: “I still don’t know what you mean by ‘gamer nuts’”
Person 1: “Oh, you know how your hand or your foot falls asleep? Well, it’s pretty much that but my nuts fell asleep”
Person 2: “No one says that, but ok”
by Rusty_Dusty March 5, 2020
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Nut Coma

A Nut Coma is when you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, even if it's just a short nap.
Holy shit dude, I just busted myself into a 3 hour nut coma
by MothafuckinLonk December 6, 2017
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deez nuts

Yeah Something came in the mail today. What deez nuts ha got em
by Amiibo February 28, 2017
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Nutting Roulette

When your girlfriend takes birth control and you nut inside of her. Similar to Russian Roulette but with sex.
My friend bet me $100 that I wouldn't play nutting roulette with my girlfriend.
by Certified Downy April 22, 2017
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Up-nuts

A slang term used to define women's breasts. Usually big ones which stand out and grab the attention of all guys as if they were checking out other guy's packages in a locker room.
Emily: "I'm going to punch you in your up-nuts."
Ashley: "Go ahead, they're still bigger than yours."
by 3rikasan March 22, 2012
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The Nut House

The absolute most awesome group of crazy women to be found anywhere on the worldwide web! If you don't know who we are, it's because you're not cool enough to be one of us.
Fuck The Nest! The Nut House is way cooler, bishes!
by A Man. Duh. January 11, 2012
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