Kung Jew

Another kyke martial art. Just like Jew Jitsu. Refer to my other definition.

Jewish Person "I'm warning you, I'm a black belt in Kung Jew!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary September 30, 2025

Jew Assin’

A defensive maneuver in pool where you totally screw over your opponent leaving them absolutely no shot.

Gavin: Damn it Miller you’ve been Jew Assin’ me all night.

Miller HAHAHA. Shush you

by SuperAlmightyFishTaco October 13, 2025

Jewpid Jew

a person from jewish descent that is very stupid or dumb

Henry is a Jewpid Jew.

by jobin faces October 26, 2025

Jew

A terrible person and someone you should hate
Can be used as an insult

Ariel: Hi I'm jewish
Me: ew get out of here you gross jew

As an insult:

Billy: *takes my phone off the charger*
Me: put my phone back on the charger you jew

by Penis Mister November 12, 2025

Jew-Lord

Elite Jewish Globalists and/or members of their social group, people of extreme power. People with a lot of money and control such as the Rothschilds. Not to be taken offensively but to define an elite class of people.

The Jew-Lords control the fiat currency of the world

by Cyber Rigger November 25, 2025

Jew Score

Your Credit Score

My jew score went down after I forgot to pay my credit card off last week

by I_Hunt_Jews December 12, 2025

Jew Tip

As a former waiter, I can honestly say that Jews as a rule will always leave the customary tip, EVEN IF YOU GIVE THEM LOUSY SERVICE! They will never "stiff" you.

The lady Jew tipped me 15% even though she complained a lot.

by BigMau February 23, 2023