Chris Brown

v. to beat your woman. Can also be a synonym for the verb "to beat"

Guy: Did you bring the pudding?
Girl: I brought frozen yogurt.
Guy: I oughta Chris Brown you right here.

by minhdzuy February 11, 2009

Chris Brown

The act of beating up someone, or a girl

Bro, chill out before i go Chris Brown on you!

by Sir Saula February 9, 2009

Chris Brown

To beat the crap out of someone for no apparent reason. To bite ears, hands and punch your girlfriend, then attempt to choke her out by method of headlock.

Girl, you'r pissing me off, don't make me go Chris Brown on your ass!

by MZ Jade March 16, 2009

Chris Brown

The act of beating a bitch HARD.

OJ just chris browned the hoe.

by Taiga Ishida February 21, 2009

The Brown Copperfield

When a person defecates in bed while their partner is asleep and then smears the feces all over their partners ass. Next, you wake your partner and they will believe they have shit the bed.

Man, I accidently shit the bed last night and I had to pull The Brown Copperfield over on Sarah.

by Rotten1977 March 5, 2008

Shoving Brown

To have anal sex with someone when they have not emptied their rectum.

I was trying anal sex with my girlfriend and found myself shoving brown!

by A Bastard July 20, 2006

Brown's Buoy

- When your stool hits the upper slope of the toilet bowl, spiraling into a symmetrical mound, thus protruding out of the water causing the odor of your feces to be much more pungent and foul (or enjoyable depending on said party).

- Developed by a Revenue Marine captain in the 1850s. This relatively simple buoy had a base supporting a superstructure upon which hung a bell with four clappers that struck as the buoy rolled in the sea.

"I could hear the Brown's Buoy bell toll as it guided or ship closer to shore."

"I left a Brown's Buoy on the fourth floor at work today."

by Construc December 30, 2007