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Russian Fudge

This is when the guy sticks his schlong in the girl's butt and then pulls out and screams "I love Vladimir Putin!"
Damn girl, your butthole is so tight I wanna russian fudge tonight!
by lover6969& April 15, 2020
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Russian success

When a person or system reports a successful completion of a task which has not actually been completed successfully.

A reflection on the Russian military reporting very minor advances (which were in fact failures) as great successes.
The system is not reporting failed backups as failures. They are Russian successes.
by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024
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Russian demands

The most inconsequential demamds from a party that no one honestly cares to deal with.
1: Tony just told me to stop hitting on his girlfriend or he'll nuke ukraine or something crazy, I didn't get the whole thing. He was rambling on about something.

2: Everybody knows Tony, that guy has no girlfriend and he won't do shit. He's stalking that girl. Don't give into his Russian demands.
by The Biggest Willy March 31, 2022
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Russian

Vodka drinking, Man shooting, Putan loving, having a great national anthem, Meme having whites that love nuking countries
Me: Hey what culture are you

Friend: *pulls out vodka and starts chugging* Russian, but I see if you can't see that
by Wet-cookie#26 November 11, 2021
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Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual
“Bro, I gave Sarah an awesome Russian Johnson last night!”
by PoopPantz December 10, 2020
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Russian Roulette

To describe someone taking a very dangerous risk that could have catastrophic or possibly fatal consequences
You would be playing Russian Roulette to go straight through the give-way line at a closed junction without looking.
by Jack Spank9049 May 21, 2023
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Russian disinformation

What you call all stubborn facts that don't agree with your world view
Dude who believes in the earth is flat: yay the earth is flat. I won't believe anything else.

Normal dude: uh it's a scientific fact that the earth is round!

Flat earther: everything you said I disagree with so lets call the fact that the earth is round Russian disinformation! Yay the earth is still flat.
by Sexydimma March 19, 2022
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