Dick Fingers

Mainly used when referring to your apprentice or anyone of or is lacking the appropriate hand skills to perform the job or task adequately.

"Dick fingers over here can't even put a fucking light bulb in for fuck sakes."

by Bigfakedognuts July 13, 2021

Dick sucker

Something Joesph Harold does too often

Joesph is the number 1 dick sucker at Farmington

by Todd44 April 28, 2017

condensed dick

When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.

-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.

by blackyniggerface December 5, 2016

Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

Dicked Over

When someone has completely been screwed.

Person 1: "So, Unity doesn't work anymore."
Person 2: "Yeah, they got completely Dicked Over."

by Spiderthateveryonewantstofuck January 24, 2020

Charlemagne's dick size

Is it fat?

Hym "Like, it isn't 'brave' for him to talk about if he's got a big-fat-cock. Really! How is that- Oh wait, it's not reality. Ha! THAT is what we can learn from this. The Christians/Jews will spend an UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF MAN-HOURS to erase anyone who makes a compelling argument against their incest/suffering cult and have likely threatened anyone who would allow me to succeed into silence. What they don't know is this: THEY WON'T ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO ENFORCE ANY FORM OF RETALIATION AGAINST ME. They won't be able to come after your because to come after you they would have to admit they are doing what they are doing.... Which is an INSANE THING TO DO TO A GUY. They're fucking not jobs. They're not going to sue anybody. They aren't going to be able to destroy your career. Because they will be in a cage. That is what THIS is trying to avoid. People who are ✌️✊️✌️Too important to fail✌️✊️✌️ are going to go into a cage. One of them is probably a kike. He WILL flee to Israel. Jordan Peterson is probably already there. He's got his return-ticket in his back pocket at all times. He is their apologetics champion and they will defend him with their lives... Which is the opposite of how champions are supposed to work but whatever man. Everything's gravy. But Charlemagne's dick size is not a brave thing for Charlemagne to write about if his cock is fat. Nobody is running around berating people for having a fat cock."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick

Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024